July 4, 2007

Why Men Don’t Want Sex?

Just wondering, why men don’t want sex? Hope this post could educate more women :)

1. You’re fat
2. It’s the 4th quarter or overtime
3. You’re not that good
4. We’re about to eat
5. We just ate too much
6. We’ve got a better looking girl or more nympho girl on the side
7. We just got off the phone with your annoying mother
8. You’re still not in shape
9. Having sex with a condom is like eating food without taste
10. We took care of ourselves all ready
11. I’m tired of doing all the work while you just lay there

Other close reasons are: Hormonal levels, Medications, Lack of sleep, Identity issues, Fear of intimacy, Turn-off to aspects of the sex, Difficulties functioning Sexually, Disagreements with the bitch, Stress, Stabbings, Burnings, Food Poisoning, Crying.

My friend gave me another list:
1. You spent a good portion of the night scratching your balls.
2. You’re not that hot.
3. Your photo in your profile is a few years old when you were thinner and had more hair.
4. You’re in desperate need of laser hair reduction on your neck, chest, and belly.
5. She’s really just using you to get to your supa-hot friend.
6. The night’s still young and she still has a chance of going home with someone better.
7. You ordered a bottle of chablis at dinner and pronounced it chab-less.
8. You’re wearing way too much cheap cologne.
9. When you kissed her, you tried to force your cold, wet, slobbery tongue down her throat, and she could guess right away you didn’t have enough experience to make anything else worth her time.

What do you think??? Let us know leave your comment below……..

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